a. beam of light in blogistan
Oui, J'aime blog!
In the beginning
There was darkness on the face of the deep
The links that keep it shinin'
Saturday, May 04, 2002
AND STILL, I'M IGNORED BY THE ALL-POWERFUL HONOLULU WEEKLY: My, my! I'm being subjected to "literary analysis!" I'm called "ten times" better than Drudge! I'm the subject of chatter at Tinseltown parties! Stella! Get my lazy-ass agent on the horn!
BLOG OF VERY LITTLE BRAIN: OK. Because we here at the Beam Conglomerate have endless resources and too much time on our hands, we hereby enter Eve Tushnet's contest. So, a. beam proudly presents:Friday, May 03, 2002
NO, UP YOURS! The hyper SuperBitch (hey! her name, not mine!) over at Up Yours has an, um, interview of sorts with Treacher! Dawn! Babe! Lay off the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!
LET THE BLOGS OUT! Eve Tushnet has started a contest!The new contest is "One Day in the Blog..." Send me a few blog entries from someone who doesn't have a blog--yet. Anybody: living, dead, living dead, or none of the above. Possibilities: Bill Clinton, Cornel West, Pope John Paul II, Stephen Hawking, the Pointy-Haired Boss, that Italian cloning doctor, Ben and/or Jerry, Elvis Costello, Ivan Denisovich, David Bowie, Winnie the Pooh. Inspired by Osama Bin Laden and A. Beam. Send all entries to email@example.comHmmmmm.
AMY, WHATCHA GONNA DO? Noo Yawk blogger Amy Langfield has found a hole in our site, and it's her! You see, she's also a L.A.-Santa Barbara-Prague compadre of all those other yahoos, and yet, not a word about her here! It's actually deflected suspicion about our identity in her direction! Bwa-hahahaha! All part of our secret plan! Now shot to hell! Thanks, woman! Actually, we're now free to link to her as she has stopped using all-caps headlines and is cutting back her use of the exclamation point. That's our thing, babe! Kaus and I don't need the competition!Thursday, May 02, 2002
'THE DAILY DICK' EDITORIAL MEETING!
IT'S IN THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT: The chick over at The Last Page gives us mad props (isn't that what the kids say today?), but says we're "little." Hey, baby, it's not the meat, it's the motion!Wednesday, May 01, 2002
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL, BUT I READ TONY FOR THE ARTICLES: Tony worked hard for us all night and has come up with some incisive commentary (and, well, pictures) about the Anna Kournikova girlie mag dustup! Watch his traffic skyrocket!Tuesday, April 30, 2002
POLL CATS: Both Treacher and Tony Pierce have polls! Tony wants to know what you want to see on his site (i.e. "more naked chicks"). Treacher just wants to know if he's pretty. Now, go make like an American!Monday, April 29, 2002 Sunday, April 28, 2002